A man and a woman were passionately going at it on a couch when suddenly the phone rings. The woman leaps up to answer it and returns a few minutes later. “Who was it?” he asks and she replies, “My husband.”
“Well, I better get going,” he said. “Where was he?”
“Relax,” she says with a smile,”he’s downtown. Playing poker with you.”
Adult Toy Store. Must be 18!
