Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?
Tony says, No, Giuseppi, who’s-a George Washington?
He says, Hah! George-a Washington’s the first-a President of- a United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.
A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. Ey, Tony, you know who’s-a Abraham Lincoln?
Tony says, No, Giuseppi, who’s-a Abraham Lincoln?
He says, Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.
A guy in the back of the shop yells, Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?
He says, No. Who’s-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?
The guy yells, That’s the guy who’s bangin’ your wife while you’re in night school.