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• 1.Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
  2.Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.
  3.”Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
  4.Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  5.Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  6.Hand me that….uh….that uh….thingie.
  7.Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  8.Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
  9.Darn, there go the lights again…
  10.Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
  11.Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  13.Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off..
  14.What’s this doing here?
  15.I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here..
  16.That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
  17.I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.

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