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• Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving”
  New Neighbor: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly”
  Neighbor 1: “So what is it you do for a living?”
  New Neighbor: “I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning”
  Neighbor 1: “Deductive reasoning, what is that?”
  New Neighbor: “Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.”
  Neighbor 1: “That is right”
  New Neighbor: “The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family.”
  Neighbor 1: “Right again”
  New Neighbor: “Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife”
  Neighbor 1: “Correct”
  New Neighbor: “And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual”
  Neighbor 1: “Yup”
  New Neighbor: “That is deductive reasoning”
  Neighbor 1: “Cool”

  Later that same day…

  Neighbor 1: “Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door”
  Neighbor 2: “Is he a nice guy?”
  Neighbor 1: “Yes, and he has an interesting job”
  Neighbor 2: “Oh, yeah what does he do?”
  Neighbor 1: “He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University”
  Neighbor 2: “Deductive reasoning, what is that”
  Neighbor 1: “Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?”
  Neighbor 2: “No”
  Neighbor 1: “Fag.”

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